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Wednesday 7 December 2016

story - fries

FRIES
Fries. They are just yummy. You can never have enough yumminess. If you haven’t eaten fries, you have never ever like ever never ever even like ever literally like never ever like ever even like never ever  like ever never ever even like ever literally like never ever like ever even like never ever lived. Fries are just bae. Like just bae. Fries are amazing they taste like they just came down from heaven, Fries are the best feed you could EVER HAVE!! Next time you have fries, don’t savour it. Just don’t. You gotta eat it all up! Just straight away. I get really emotional though when there’s only one chip left :’( But that’s life i guess. The good thing is that you can buy more chips. But if you poor then you can just eat a potato :( Why are french fries called french fries when they ain’t from france are they? Well i guess it’s just random :p But seriously why ‘french fries’ why not ‘filipino fries’ or ‘chinese fries’? I love mcdonald's fries. But mostly KFC fries!! Burger king fries are nice too. Fries are an absolute gift from heaven nothing can get better than the salty and crunchiness of the fries. What’s the big deal about fries? How can a gay potato turn into a delicious crunchy chip? Like i never understand life at all to be honest. And how on earth am i writing a story this big just on fries. Is it just me or do people never ever get full of fries? Hehe. Hehe.

Thursday 1 December 2016

Threk Forever After - spooning story

THREK FOREVER AFTER
Once a time upon there was an ogly ugre. Surprisingly he had a worgeous gife and he has three bogre abies. The family went to ar ar faway to celebrate his child’s birst firthday. Then one of the children there asked Threk to “ro the doar” constantly and then Threk screamed and walked out with a temper. threk finds a man named rumpilstiltskin. Rumpilstiltskin gives Threk a day to live like a real ugre. Threk signs the contract and appears in a reality where he is veared by fillagers. But Threk didnt realise that on the contract - Stiltskin reveals that he erased the day Threk was born. Therefore, Threk never saved Diona or met Fonkey. Stiltskin was able to get King Harold and Queen Lillian to sign their kingdom away, making them doth bisappear. When the day ends, threk will disappear too as well. threk escapes Stiltskin's castle with fonkey. Initially terrified of threk, Fonkey decides to trust him after seeing threk cry over his erased history, something he had never seen an ugre do before. The only way to get rid of the contract is a true kove liss.
To Be Continued……